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GREETINGS CATA APPLICANTS! Our page is under construction and we have yet to set-up Cata info. but if you're here, you must have gotten all the info you needed. Cata raids will be Tues. and Sat. 8p server. We are looking for dedicated, smart, skilled people to uber-level and start CATA raids ASAP with us. If this is you and the times work, LET US KNOW HERE!!

We, here at <Smokaz Lounge>, are very selective of those we spend our in game time with. It takes an intelligent, detail oriented, strong personality to make the rank of Iron Lung with us. Accordingly, we would have you oblige us with a few questions to see if you are eligible to run with the big dogs of Shadowmoon.

Simply copy and paste the questions to THIS forum and take a few seconds to answer them to the best of your ability.

We greatly appreciate your time, and we hope you are humbled that your eyes have been enlightened by the divine presence of our site.

(1) In this format tell us your Character name-Class-and Specs (ex: Bluepepper-Warrior-Protection-Protection):

(2) Do you understand we will mostly be raiding on Tuesday 8p-12p and Sun. 8p-12p EST (server).

(3) What have you done personally in your life to aide the Marijuana Legalization Movement?

(4) How/when did you start playing wow?

(5) What is your "/played" time on this character (ex: 80 Days, 12 Hours, 20 Minutes, 20 seconds)?

(6) If there are 16 apples and you take 9, how many apples do you have?

(7)A/S/L (optional):

(8) Have you been referred by a current member of Smokaz? If so, who? If not, how did you hear about our page?

(9) What do you like to do when not raiding?

(10) Give us a brief description of your current gear setup (For ICC raids, we are requiring that each item slot be 232+):

(11) Have you ever molested a child under the age of 9 years old?

(12) Please list any relevant in-game achievements that you think we should take into consideration (ex: Undying, Epic, Glory of the Hero):

(13) What is the 1st thing you think when you see a respected upholder of the law?

(14) List any previous guilds you have been, and reason for leaving in if any:

(15) Can you regenerate health or mana simply by sitting down (/sit) ?

(16) Explain to us what you expect from a raid group (Please keep in mind, that we still classify ourselves as a CASUAL raiding guild; meaning our priorities are RL>Fun>Raiding):

(17) Do you have an issue with being repeatedly /bonk'ed or /nod'ed at?

(18) Do you understand that at maximum raid rank, you are required to deposit a small contribution to the bank each day (ie. 5 Muscleback Sculpin, 1 Frost Lotus, etc. LISTED ON CALENDAR)

(19) Do you agree that there should be a /spank command?

(20) Please list any mods/addons that you use (UI screenshots welcome):

(21) As a raider you will also be required to keep up with best, gear, stats, rotations, etc. for your class to maximize your role in raids. Please list current sites you use to do so (Remember, DPS/Healing/HP NUMBERS are not always indicators that you are a dynamic raider, you will often be required to CC, dispel, use pilot mechanics, etc. Are you the only druid but your healing? Try to keep Faerie Fire up on the target, etc...)

(22) Please put the following practices in order of life importance starting with the most important to you (please include each entry) : WoW, Consuming Marijuana, Eating, Drinking, Consuming Marijuana, Work, Family, Consuming Marijuana.

(23) What is your usual latency and frames per second in 10 and 25 man raids (If you can do 10 mans, we will fit you in, but we do not tolerate regular and constant DC's during 25 man raids, saweez).

(24) What would you say is a good average for your healing/DPS/HP during 10 man buffed raid?

(25) Finally, please list the best times for you to raid (we try to schedule at least some raids to keep our diverse core busy outside of main raid times):

*Note: You can find more info about our raid, loot, and rank rules in the general and raid forums. Loot is distributed MS 1st, OS 2nd, 2 MS pieces per raid, and RAID LEAD ALWAYS ALWAYS has final say! (This is to be fair, it may seem gay but I will guarantee at some point this rule will benefit everyone including you, so be considerate of the people that have been working for over 2 years to bridge the gap between casual and progression and kept this guild going!)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have finished your application to be admitted into the greatest group of players ever to grace cyber-space. You have more than likely failed miserably, and will not be blessed with the worldly ecstasy that is is to join our guild but don't let that get you down, there's always <Cobalt>. Thank You, and have a great day!